he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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