I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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