Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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