their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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