I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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