I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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