Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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