what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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