i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
