I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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