check it out our google latitudes are spooning
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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