It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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