C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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