i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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