Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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