4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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