at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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