Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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