that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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