There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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