think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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