Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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