So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
