Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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