i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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