please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.