hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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