love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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