just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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