I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
nutella sex= disaster
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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