So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Randomize
