im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize