We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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