did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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