Yo dont text me then not text me
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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