My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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