You made me cry and you don't even care
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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