Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
pray to the hookup gods
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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