Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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