I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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