Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
