walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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