Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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