glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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