Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
