the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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