I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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