The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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