nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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