in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I touched a dick in church today
This couple is walking their pig around campus
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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