Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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