these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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