at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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