birth control should be required to get into college
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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