did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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