I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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